Fucking vacation
I think I'm just pissed off because I'm on a damned laptop at my parents house which, even if my laptop had normal-sized Fkeys, sucks a vast quantity of cock. When the fuck did dep turn into a bunch of dick loving pussies!? Jesus people. I've been hunting fucking DI because I can't hunt anywhere else without just dying repeatedly so maybe it's just that all the giant pussies hang out there en masse but CHRIST people, buy some tampax and shut the fuck up. I died to a half assed fire boss 5 minutes ago because my brother decided to download porn or some shit and I caught about 3 frames of the 30second fight. I say "fuck I lag", which I'm sure was apparent to the other tool hitting the fire because I know what that shit looks like--you swing about a dozen times in half a second and then stand still for 10. He says "yeah me too".
What the FUCK is wrong with you people? This is like the 10th time this has happened since I left for vacation and every fucking time you people say the same shit.
I dueled some tool <48 DE in werldern and didn't swing (or even see that we'd started) till he'd taken like a third of my HP off. I say "shit I lag, lets try again" or something and the dagger weilding shit kicker says "oh no, I lag too". You think you're that fucking good? You think maybe I'm just slow enough to miss the count by 5 seconds? You think I'm just sitting there charging up my god damned tasers?
Is there some fucking competition to see who lags the worst that I didn't fucking hear about? Are they handing out fucking prizes!? Do you finally get a brain if you lag harder than me you fucking scarecrow ass sacks of shit?
I say "I lag" when someone in this house decides that going to the store to buy the fucking Titanic is too much trouble and decides to rape the internet with their fat DiCaprio loving fingers. It's lag when the frame rate drops to 1 every 5 seconds, not when it's that time of the month and the red tide rolls through your house like a fucking tsunami.
I need to go take a shower. Just remember, if you're about to say something and you THINK you might be a fucking retard, play it safe and just shut the fuck up. Everyone will come out better in the end.
-Biz
(I'll be back to MY place in a week -.-)
What the FUCK is wrong with you people? This is like the 10th time this has happened since I left for vacation and every fucking time you people say the same shit.
I dueled some tool <48 DE in werldern and didn't swing (or even see that we'd started) till he'd taken like a third of my HP off. I say "shit I lag, lets try again" or something and the dagger weilding shit kicker says "oh no, I lag too". You think you're that fucking good? You think maybe I'm just slow enough to miss the count by 5 seconds? You think I'm just sitting there charging up my god damned tasers?
Is there some fucking competition to see who lags the worst that I didn't fucking hear about? Are they handing out fucking prizes!? Do you finally get a brain if you lag harder than me you fucking scarecrow ass sacks of shit?
I say "I lag" when someone in this house decides that going to the store to buy the fucking Titanic is too much trouble and decides to rape the internet with their fat DiCaprio loving fingers. It's lag when the frame rate drops to 1 every 5 seconds, not when it's that time of the month and the red tide rolls through your house like a fucking tsunami.
I need to go take a shower. Just remember, if you're about to say something and you THINK you might be a fucking retard, play it safe and just shut the fuck up. Everyone will come out better in the end.
-Biz
(I'll be back to MY place in a week -.-)
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